You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
