I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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