you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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