I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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