How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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