yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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