hotel room ftw
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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