Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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