Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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