end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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