last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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