I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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