? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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