You work out of a Hotel?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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