i jhust puked up my retainher.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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