If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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