i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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