Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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