Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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