Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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