carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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