don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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