she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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