My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
