At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
