hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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