whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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