Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
