Swine flu is the new snow day.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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