Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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