i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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