Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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