I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
The struggles of a small town man whore
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
