Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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