he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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