Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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