Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
