JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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