sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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