Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
try to milk me bitch
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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