this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Randomize
