hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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