...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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