i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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