I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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