hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Found your dick twin last night
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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