Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
