he was CRYING into my vagina
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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