Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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