Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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