goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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