Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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