You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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