do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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