id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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