Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
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